Please Allow Myself To Introduce...Myself
Copyright 2003 by Jon Gill

(chorus)
Do, re, mi (echo)
This song is about me
About how me, myself and I
We've got a great thing going
Do, re, mi (echo)
This song is all about me
Don't care 'bout him, yourself, or them
Or if my ego's showing!

1.
Please allow myself
To introduce...myself
I've usually got a way with words
Unless the words get away from me
Some people say that
Pride is vain and
Vanity is prideful;
But I say that those
People probably
Have nothing to be proud of... (ch)

2.
Please allow myself
To tell you about myself
There's nothing quite so entertaining
As my fictional autobiography
Some may say I've
Got my problems
I'm not perfect or divine;
But I say that those
Traits in question
Are just the ones I don't consider mine... (ch)

3.
Okay, stop, you got me, fine
That ego lying there is mine
So please allow myself
To pick it up myself
And I'll pump it up with new hot air
And then I'll take my stories elsewhere...
...'Cuz I'm as stubborn as a rugburn
When it comes to giving up myself!

4.
Enough about me
Let's talk about you
'Cuz I wanna know what
You think about me
Am I everything you thought I would be?
Well if you'd just wait a sec, I could be

Br.
So leggo my ego
Yes, I am Jack's ego
You know, Jack?
Do you know Jack?
Jack's an egomaniac!(2x) (ch)


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